Republicans vs Democrats

The thing with Democrats is they believe it's the job of the well-to-do to help those who are less fortunate. Republicans believe it's more important to teach the less fortunate to help themselves.

If an eight year old was too short to reach the top shelf for the cereal and asked an adult to help, a Democrat will just have someone help the kid. A Republican will give the kid valuable lessons so he can help himself.

A Republican will say. "Buck out little champ. I used to be short too, but not anymore. Now I'm 6'4" and I can reach pretty much any shelf. Now some people may say that I am what I am now only because of my parents. But don't you believe them, I wasn't born 6'4" you know. I got this way because I work hard and eat right. Now why don't you run along, eat some cereal and do some push ups, and in no time, you'll be able to reach that shelf."