Thursday, March 17, 2005

The Bible Condems Lesbianism

The bible clearly states that a woman should not woo another woman.

Isiah 1:1
In an act of compassion, God decended to earth and presented to Isiah a sack of chestnuts, and He gave to each of the woman that followed Isiah a peach. Then God turned to the women and spoke to them.

He said. Thou shall not woo the other woman into offering to thee, her fruit. And thou shall not place thy lips on her fruit and firmly yet gently tickle the peach with thy tongue until it blossoms and releases its nectar. Thou may however indulge on Isiah's nuts.

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