Saddam Tortures, We Don't Torture

I'm angry to hear so many liberal Democrats argue that we use torture techniques. The fact of real truth is that the techniques the US use are perfectly natural and shouldn't be at all consider torture. Torturing is a technique use by Sadomasochists; Sado meaning by Saddam, and masochist meaning massacre. Saddam massacres, and Saddam tortures. We don't torture.

Electrocuting the testicles isn't torture: When you flex your balls, your brain sends out an ELECTRIC signal to tell your muscles to contract. When they electrocute your balls, the same concept applies. It's not torture! It is like thinking really hard.

"Water torture" isn't real torture: When your head IS NOT in a barrel of water, you breath in half the time and breath out half the time. You don't gain anything from it. When your head IS in a barrel of water, just don't breath in and don't breath out. It's the same thing.

Not giving them food is not torture: For god sake, they're muslim. They don't eat. According to the Koran, muslims are not supposed to eat anything during the whole month of Ramadan. I'm actually happy to hear that we are respecting their religion.

I'm not saying we should use torture; I'm just saying that what we do is not torture, especially against terrorists. Things that may seem painful to us won't even hurt them. They live in the desert and eat sand for dinner, and they believe Allah gives them strength. You won't believe the amount of pain they can tolerate. What we subject them to may seem harsh when apply to normal people, but it's nothing more than a slap on the wrist for them. They're poor, and they are fanatics; they can tolerate pain; it's ok.