America. Love It Or Leave It

There are people that kept complaining that the Patriot Act is taking away our freedom of speech. There should be some law against these complaints, because they are idiotic and only gives America bad name. Do you realize that America is the only place where you can say whatever you want without the government hunting you down? Do you realize that America is the only place where you are allowed to speak your mind without some idiot screaming at you and accusing you of treason. So stop complaining and start telling the truth. This is America! Love it or leave it asshole, love it or leave it!!!

The Bible Condems Lesbianism

The bible clearly states that a woman should not woo another woman.

Isiah 1:1
In an act of compassion, God decended to earth and presented to Isiah a sack of chestnuts, and He gave to each of the woman that followed Isiah a peach. Then God turned to the women and spoke to them.

He said. Thou shall not woo the other woman into offering to thee, her fruit. And thou shall not place thy lips on her fruit and firmly yet gently tickle the peach with thy tongue until it blossoms and releases its nectar. Thou may however indulge on Isiah's nuts.

Republicans vs Democrats

The thing with Democrats is they believe it's the job of the well-to-do to help those who are less fortunate. Republicans believe it's more important to teach the less fortunate to help themselves.

If an eight year old was too short to reach the top shelf for the cereal and asked an adult to help, a Democrat will just have someone help the kid. A Republican will give the kid valuable lessons so he can help himself.

A Republican will say. "Buck out little champ. I used to be short too, but not anymore. Now I'm 6'4" and I can reach pretty much any shelf. Now some people may say that I am what I am now only because of my parents. But don't you believe them, I wasn't born 6'4" you know. I got this way because I work hard and eat right. Now why don't you run along, eat some cereal and do some push ups, and in no time, you'll be able to reach that shelf."

It's Clinton's Fault

Whose fault is it?

In the four years of his presidency, President Bush has been blamed by the left for many of America’s problems. From our failing economy, to the destruction of our forests to the increase of terrorism, all seemed to be Bush’s fault.

What liberals fail to realize is that it is absolutely ludicrous to blame one man for the cause of our entire nation’s troubles. Instead, they should look deeper and broader for the source of our problem, Bill Clinton.

Clinton single handedly shatter the relationship we had with our friendly terrorist organizations which the Republicans worked so hard to develop back in the 80’s. Clinton’s extra-marital affairs infuriated the terrorists and turn them against us. His actions send a wrong message to Al Queda that America likes being blown. Clinton also expanded medical coverage to many poor people, and since poor people have nothing to lose they are more likely to become terrorists. However, this is not the worst. Clinton actually created anthrax!! A new study by our Republican scienceman show that semen is an active ingredient in anthrax, and since no woman ever wants to have sex with a Republican politician, we can assume that it’s ALL Clinton’s fault. Not only did Comrade Clinton create more terrorism, he IS terrorism!!!

Should We Be Allowed To Own Guns?

Not only do I think we should be allowed to own guns, I think each family should have 2 guns. It wouldn't make sense if they only had one. If my friend comes over and looks through my fathers drawer and finds a gun and goes "bang bang", I need something to defend myself against him (perhaps another gun would work).

Hundreds of children die each year from their friends firing a gun at them. Why? Because they don't have a gun to defend themselves. If they both have a gun they're less likely to shoot each other because they know they can be shot too. Countries with nuclear weapons are less likely to engage in war, just as friends with guns are less likely to fire it at each other.